Smile Please!

Chess is the only GAME which reflects life in a way where KING has only one move and QUEENS rules the board .STILL it's KING WHO RULES in the end .
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sometimes v feel all doors r closed in our lyf... But, all d closd doors may nt b lockd...they may b waitng 4 our knock.......
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If you marry 1 girl, she will fight with you. If you marry 2 girls, they will fight for you.. Think think!
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Zindagi me Kamyab Hone ke 2 Oosul
1) Kabhi Kisi ko Poori baat mat bathao

2) ?????

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Kya dhondh rahe ho?
Mujhko bhi KAMYAB hona hai .=

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An unmarried man wrote his status facebook as:
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"wanT a wife"
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2 girls liked it

And 140 men commented "meri leja" ;

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Compromising with ur woman doesn't mean u r wrong & she is right .It only means.that......"Having sex everyday, is more important than ur ego!;

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A 95 year old man died on his birthday. 
Do u knw Why ?
It was a Tragedy. .
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His grandchildrn gave him birthday bumps.
Crazy generation!
;) =D =)) :p

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Wife: I'm only interested in my Hubby's happiness, so interested dat I've hired a private detective to find out who's Responsible for it :p

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Teacher : What's the Most difficult job in this world? 

Student: The most difficult job in the world is of cameraman in a porn movie , who gets hard but can't even _______) X

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Perfect Boyfriend: Does not Drink, Does Not Smoke, Does not cheat and also does not exist> ____________________________

Wife: what r u doing????
Husband: really tooooooo busy in office , and u sweet heart?????
Wife: in club, standing right behind u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn't help but admire it.

"Nice car," I said as he got out.

"Well," he said, noticing my admiring looks, "Work hard, put the hours in, and I'll have an even better one next year"

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Contest in a girl's college -
Write a line which contains 'Religion, romance and mystery'-

Winner's line-

'Oh my god,I'm pregnant & I wonder who did it;

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Santa 2 Banta:
SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.

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Husband in bed with wife, slides his hand slowly across her back & shoulders, just brushing her legs & runs his hand every where; moves back & all over ... And then stops..Wife gets up: "y did u stop?" Man: "Found my Blackberry , U sleep!!

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Gf on phn- Hi dear aj tumhari bahut bhut yaad aa rahi hai, i seriously miss u..

BF- Arey..abhi to baat ki humne..
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GF- Oh, phir se tujhe hi lag gya..sorry!

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Lady Teachr : Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hai phir der Q Ki? 
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Student :Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Kro..Dost SHAK karte Hai..:p ;)

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When my dirty posts get more appreciation than my inspirational ones I get comfort that this world is still functioning normally........

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Bhoot 1: tu kaise mara
bhoot2: thand se, aur tu
kaise mara
bhoot1:biwi p shak tha
pura ghar dund dala
kuch nahi mila sharam se
mar gaya bhoot2:
saale ek baar freezer khol
leta dono bach
jate........

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Ladka GF ko kiss karne wala tha

Ladki ne use 
Centre-Fresh khila diya

LAdke ne lAdki ka RAPE kr dala

CENTRFRESH sirf ZUBAN pe Lagam lagata hai

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Santa: sir meri patni mere saath baahar jaana chahti hai chutti chahiye.
Boss: nahi milegi
Santa: shukriya sir janta tha musibat ke waqt aap hi kam ayange ;) B-) ___________________________________

Santa makes a large peg of whisky and tells his wife - ley pee isko...

wife says - Cheee ,kitni kadvi hai yeh to....

Santa - aur tu sochti hai ki mein roz ash karta hoon ??soch ke bola kar preeto..
It HURTS...

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Billi Ped Pe Chadi To Bandar Ne Pucha Uper Kyo Ayi?
Billi-Apple Khane
Bandar-Ye To Aam Ka Ped Hai ullu ki patthi
Billi-... Tu Chacha Choudhary Mat Ban, haraamzade, Apple Sath Layi hun=)) __________________________________

SIMILARITY Between 
LOVE and LIQUOR :-

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Crossing The Limits,Results in Vomiting..;).
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A Japani came to INDIA...!
He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes ...
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast... next a toyota overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
Reached Airport & asked How Much?
Driver: RS. 8000 ....
Japani: Why so expensive??Driver: METER made in INDIA ........''VERY FAST.....''
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Tension happns in brain
& luv is felt in heart.
Dan y do people get heart attack in tension
& become mad in luv??
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Umbrella Can Not Stop The Rain
But
Allows Us To Stand In The Rain....
Confidence May Not Bring Success
But
It Gives The Power To Face The Challenges...
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‎"If your happiness depends on somebody else's,I think you do have a problem.."
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I just burnt 1200 calories.....


I forgot the pizza in the oven :p >=)
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How nice it can be if people would be honest to say:

"Hey, I'm coming into ur lyf but I hv no intentions of staying long, so dont get too attached!"
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‎"The depth of ur personality will b revealed When U respond 2 the situations U dislike...!"
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A happy person is happy, not because everything is right in his life. He is happy because his attitude towards everything in his life is right.

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‎"Close person Never Go Out from OUR life Easily......!!
But
when it Happens,, They Always Comeback at RIGHT Time without Expectation..!!"
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Wen sum1 breaks ur heart & u still feel 2 b wid dat prsn wid evry broken piece....! Dat amazing feeling is called ..... CHARBI =))=D
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There is always a Big BITCH in a BITCHaaari:>

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Man to a superhot Air Hostess: Whats your name?
Air hostess: Eva Benz
Man: Lovely name
Any relation with Mercedes Benz?
Air hostess, Smiling:
"Same price". ;)

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Kabhi Kabhi Chote Chote Alfaaz Zindagi Kharab ker dete hai . . Jaise. . . . 
Qabuool Hai
Qabuool Hai 
Qabuool Hai........

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Man is a simple Animal.
His daily needs are just 

?

?

Rosy & Roti !!

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Santa:Wen I was a child homosexuality was a crime in India 

As I grew up,it was acceptable.

Now it is legal

I'd better leave India before they make it compulsory.

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Vodka+Water=Injurs kidney
Rum+Water=Injurs Liver
Whisky+Water=Injurs Heart
Gin+Water=Injurs Brain

Lagta he Saala Paani me hi kuch kharabi hai.
Happy Monsoon...

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Girl: Do you smoke ? 
Guy: No
Girl : Do u drink ? 
Guy : no 
Girl: Do you watch porn ? 
Guy: no 
Girl: Then how do u have fun in life ? Guy: I lie to people =D !

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Grlfrnd-
U think i am fat now?

Boyfrnd-
"No baby, u hav just become my teddy bear from a barbie doll"=D =)) _____________________________________

Secret formula of happiness for married couples:

"Love One Another."

If it doesn't work just bring the last word in the middle!

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Girlfriend- "Movie k liye corner seats ki ticket lena.!"

Boyfriend- "agar corner seats nahi mile to.?"

Girlfriend- "to fir movie dekhenge..!"
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Loyal boyfrnds will go straight to Heaven and the Unloyal will enjoy Heaven on Earth. The choice is yours - Bangkok Tourism
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Ladka ladki dekhne gaya.
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Thodi der chup baithne ke bad ladka bola: English chalti hai naa?
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Ladki sharmate hue boli:
soda saath mein ho to desi b chalti hai ;

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A man was walking in rains. A lady: Why dont u share my umbrella? Man: Its ok sister & walked away

Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi , pichhe biwi aa rahi thi..

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In Life Any Relation is Never Planned, Nor it Happen for a Reason.
But when Relation is Real,
it Becomes a Plan for Life and a Reason for Living

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Who said car names don't have meaning

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.

FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive.

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.

OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life

TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.

HONDA: Hung Over, Now Driving Away...! :D :p ;).

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The smallest of actions is always better than the boldest of intentions. 

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Some great sexy sayings :)

"U cannot taste me, until u undress me?" - Banana

"U can not eat me unless u lick 
me"- Ice cream

"U can not play wid me unless u blow me"- Balloon

"U can not enjoy me unless u suck me"- Lollypop

"U make me wet & put me in ur mouth everyday"- Toothbrush

"U can not eat me unless u spread me"- Butter

"U can not kiss me unless u praise me"- Women.=D =))

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It’s sad to see how people seem to put more effort into their wedding than they do into their marriage:

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Biwi apne sharabi pati ko darane ke liye kale kapde pehan ke ghar k bahar khadi ho gayi,
Pati jhumte hue: Tum Kaun?
Biwi: Chudail
Pati: Hath mila, Main teri behan ka pati.

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I don't want a relationship where people say., 'They look so cute together.' I want one where they say, 'Look how happy they are together.'♥♥

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Two things bring happiness & success in life: The way you MANAGE when you have nothing, and The way you BEHAVE when you have everything!!!

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Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

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“Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women unreasonable expectations. It’s what porno films do for men.”=))

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What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damn Woman trying to do a Man's job ...

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Women are like fruits.-
Every woman has her own unique taste & color.
The problem is in men...they seem to love fruit salad ....

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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don’t work out.

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"I may not have sense how to make people happy.
But I am clear in my mind that there is no intension to hurt someone :)
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A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings......
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Nothing is impossible for God. He can even use your enemies to promote you..
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About 89% of worries never come true, so be happy. Quote ki nahin meri calculation ki taarif karo.
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True Fact Of Love

If someone in your life makes you to forget ur Past, that someone is probably ur Future...
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Man & wife go to the Zoo. In front of Gorilla cage

Man says: Excite him like u do to me.!

Wife removes her top, Gorilla goes crazy.

Man: Tease him more, like u tease me.

Wife removed her jeans and gorilla goes wilder..

Man opened the cage and pushed his wife in and says: NOW EXPLAIN TO HIM THAT YOU HAVE A HEADACHE AND YOU ARE NOT IN THE MOOD..!
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Married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's Labour pains to the baby's biological father. Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing. So the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still no reaction. The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic. When they got home, the servant was lying almost dead at the gate... 
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A dog asks a cat “How come I’ve never seen you cats making love in public?” The cat replies, “Do you want humans to steal our style like they did yours?”=)) 

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Guide : I welcome u all to niagra falls.
This is the world's largest waterfall and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high that even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard
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Now may I Request the LADIES to keep quiet
so that we can hear The Niagra FallsX

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An Indian girl maried a Spanish man n went 2 Spain. She didnt knw Spanish. If she wntd 2 buy leg piece of chicken she wud lift her skirt n show her leg. n dis went on 4 sm tme. 1 day she wntd 2 buy banana. She took her husbnd 2 shop.U Kno Y?
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Coz "He knew spanish...!!"
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Shadi mein ek SMART ladka ek ladki se: Ap dance karoge?

Ladki sharma ke boli: YES

Ladka pyar se:
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Toh fir aapki kursi mai le jaau?

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Believe in love, it has great powers!
It can REMOVE Misunderstandings,
Anxieties, Worries, Doubts, Fears, T-shirts, Tops, Jeans, etc. etc ..;)

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Wife: apko meri khubsurati jada achi lgti hai ye akalmandi???
Husband: muje to tumhari ye mazak karne ki adat boht achi lgti hai...=)

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Kabhi apni shaadi ka video ulta chala k dekhiye.
Bahut maza aayega.

Aapki biwi aapki ungli se ring utaaregi, Car se utregi aur apne Papa ke ghar laut jaayegi.... =)) ________________________________

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

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Beta - Papa main jab business karunga to Achche-Achcho ke haath me katora pakada dunga.
Papa - Good beta! Par wo kaise? Beta - Mai panipuri bechunga .

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Sorry Kuch din msg nahi kar sakungi JAIL ja rahi hu ,.
Murder case me,.
Ek ladke ko smile kya de di 
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Khushi se hi Mar Gaya......Pagla......!!!

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3 Men were arguing about "When life begins" :

1st: At time of conception,
2nd: At birth,

3rd: You idiots, Life begins when wife goes for vacation.. =))

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2 Pandito me ladai ho rhi thi.

Bahut der ho gyi to kisi ne pucha kya hua?

1st Pandit bola "Jab mai Lehsun Pyaz nahi khata to is Haramkhor ne Murge me dala kyo?
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Why do Men CHEAT ??

Because, They Know It's Easier To Get FORGIVENESS........ Than PERMISSION........!! _________________________________

A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? 
Bananawala: Memsaab 8 mein Bara. 
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

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Jus smal difference btween Liking n Lovin...
Liking- dnt wrry dear tke care...!
Loving- dnt wrry dear,I wl tke care......!

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Mamta Banerji was talking abt
Family Planning & Birth Control in LokSabha
LALU got Angry & said
Baby Wen U cant Play d Game
Dnt mak Rules 4Champions!!

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America's most confusing day:

Father's day ..

80% dont know whom to wish 

20% are scared some one will come and wish them..

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Never leave a true relation for few faults... Think just once dat nobody is perfect nobody is correct nd at d end affection is greater thn perfection...:

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Wo aksar humse ek waada krte the ki
"APKO TO HUM APNA BNA KR HI CHHODENGE"

or phir 1 din unhone apna waada pura kr diya
...hume APNA BNA KR CHHOD DIYA.

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The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.

Dad: "this is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone".

Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone.

Son: I use my office mobile I never use the home phone.
All of them shocked and together look at the maid who's patiently listening to them.

Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones. What's the Big deal?"

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Sperms meeting inside a sexy woman's body.
They introduce themselves.
I'm Doctor's sperm.
I'm doodhwala's.
I'm Husband's.
I'm boy friend's.
Ek sperm chup chap betha tha.
All sperms asked 
Why are you quiet
Silent sperm said
"Insaano ki mahfil me kutton ka kya kaam":

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Dont b so Much 'Emotional' in ur life .....
That it hurts u..
And 
Don't get too Much 'Practical' in Life....
That it Hurt Others.:|

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Pranab Mukherji after being nominated for president:⁰'Mera khada hona bahut mushkil tha, yeh to Soniaji ka HATH KA KAMAAL HAI.'

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Height of misunderstanding - A man married his 'Secretary' thinking she will continue obeying his orders ! __________________________________

Height of Insult:
Wife: Agar dunia
"30 minute"
me khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karna chahoge ?
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Husband : Of course \"SEX\"
.
Wife:Aur baaki ke
"29 minutes??

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A happy person is happy, not because everything is right in his life. He is happy because his attitude towards everything in his life is right...

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2 ways 2 keep Relationssip everlasting
DONT MAKE IT
before understanding &
DONT BREAK IT

after a misunderstanding

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WIFE-: Look at that drunk man!

HUSBAND-:Who is He.?

WIFE-:10 years back He proposed me & I rejected him.

HUSBAND-: Oh my God, he is still Celebrating....!

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Apne INDIA Ka Kuchh Nahi Ho Sakta. 

Kyuki Yahan
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.Buddhe Desh Chala Rahe Hai, Or Jawaan BBM & Faceboo
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Patni ne pati ko surprise krne k liye kitchen me jake new SIM se call ki or boli-Hello Darling!

Pati-Baad me call karo jaan, abhi wo kutiya kitchen me hai..

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Worries and Tensions are like Birds, We can't Stop them from Flying near Us,But,we can certainly Stop them from making a Nest in our Mind
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Instead of learning unconditional love, faithfulness, honesty & loyalty from Dogs,
the only thing we learnt is their FUCKING style
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Height of Over Confidence : DOCTOR to 96 year old man: At ur age, sex with a young girl could lead to death. OLD MAN: i don't care! Agar marti hai toh Maranedo!
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How Strange!!
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"Lies don't end relationships,
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usually the truth does !"
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LADIES: Not all men get into a relationship just for sex. Some just need a personal chef..:p=))>=)

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Sutra of the day;

"The ups and down in life r also very important to keep us going..becoz a straight line even in an ECG means v r not alive"

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Women are greedy, they want everything from the
same man.
and
Men are soo simple, they want the same thing
from every woman.. =))
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Santa in the court(sad): Bachpan me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna padta.

Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?

Santa: Judge sahab aap bhi chutiyon wali baat kar rahe ho. Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau kya kehti thi....
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BF-i wnt 2 kiss u
GF-No,agr pregnant ho gai toh?
BF-Kiss c pregnant?
GF-Actually main ek bar shuru ho gai
toh mai apne aapki Bhi nahi sunti.=))
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5 men are raping a woman. 

The woman is laughing nonstop. 

So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn. 

She replies, I hV aids

U all are Fucked not Me....
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A girl before having sex with her
boyfriend asks, "Hamare baby ka
naam kya hoga?"
Boy wears 5 condoms and
says,"Iske baad bhi hua to
Rajnikant rakhenge!
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Fact abt women:
They can c a hair of a girl on their husbnd's coat frm 20 mtrs away.
Bt
can't c a pillar frm 2 mtrs while parking a car =
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Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.=)) :p (y)
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Rajnikants next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive, Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and Titanic in other
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_Sutra of the day;

"The ups and down in life r also very important to keep us going..becoz a straight line even in an ECG means v r not alive"
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Advertisement By A Panty Manufacturer In USA “We Are Not The Best In The World, But We Are Closest To The Best Thing In The World“
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Nature of girls..

Boy:Baby are u jealous?
girlfriend:No.

Boy:Baby r u jealous?
gf:I already told you,No!

Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
gf : GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY BITCH THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!

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Larkiyon Ki 1 Smile Larkon Ko Confuse Kar Deti Hai
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Pura Din Samajh Hi Nahi Aata K
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"HANS K DEKH RAHI THI" 
YA 

"DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI"

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I can read Spanish, Chinese, Russian and Italian. As long as it's written in english.=)) :p

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"If you manage to smile at any situation, 
you are the winner of highest number of hearts in this world".
Always keep smiling.

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“To be kind is more important than to be right. Many times what a person need, is not a brilliant mind that speaks but a patient heart that listens....!!!!!

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The joke on Doctors
Dr. to patient's friend: 
Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isey bacha lete.
Friend: Abey gadhey,
15minute pehle to accident hua hai.

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लड़का – “I Love You !”

लड़की - “अगर मैं तुमसे I Love You कहूँ तो तुम क्या करोगे ?”

लड़का - “खुशी से मर ही जाऊँगा !”

लड़की - “जा पगले …

नहीं कहती ….

जी ले …

जिंदगी ना मिलेगी दोबारा !
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Nw dat Sharad Pawar has decided to join d campaign against ''BLACK MONEY'' Juss Wondering wen is Kasab joinin d ''Anti-Terrorism Squad'' =)) =))
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Once a lady met a male Gynaecologist in a party and asked: Dr.do u remember me..
He replied sorry mam I don't remember ladies by their faces. :p
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Santa Read in Newspaper:
"Indian Athlete Lost Gold Medal in Long Jump"

His Comment:
"Idiot Deserved It.. Who Told Him to Wear A Gold Medal while Jumping...
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Female tears, and male sperms, are so similar....
Always eager to come out, and only one in million is for the right cause... ;) 
Unacceptable truth !.......:
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I don't believe in 'TIT FOR TAT RULE'

Bcoz i cant bite a dog who has bitten me..

Don't spoil ur level just to teach others a Moral..
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I've reached a point in my life,,
where its no longer necessary to try to impress...
If dey like me d way i am,,
dats good.
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Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane.

If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. You may leave now :)

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The Barber

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,

'How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,

'About 2 hours.' The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,

How long before I can get a haircut?'

The barber looked around at the shop and said,

'About 3 hours.' The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,

'How long before I can get a haircut?'

The barber looked around the shop and said,

'About an hour and a half. The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said,

'Hey, Bob , do me a favor follow him and see where he goes. He keeps

asking how long

he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked,

'So, where does he go when he leaves?'

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,

'Your house!